Number 10) Justin and any of the Total Drama girls (except for Courtney)
Okay, up to now, I have never met a Total Drama fan that has liked Justin. I can see why. He's a son of a bitch. He doesn't deserve any of the girls. Why should Sadie, Eva, and the others waste their time looking on Justin, hoping for him to love them back when he's a huge dick who only looks good only in the outside! The reason I think Courtney and Justin should hook up is because, hey, they're bitches. Now that should be a lovely couple! The bitchy C.I.T. Yandere and the cruel Eye Candy Jackass! They can live unhappily ever after.
Number 9) Lisa Simpson and Milhouse Van Houten (The Simpsons)
As a fan of Lisa and Nelson, this shouldn't be surprising to everyone but I just hate this couple. Milhouse is too weak and too pathetic of a loser to be with the strong and Soapbox Sadie Lisa. Milhouse will only pull Lisa down. The only "romance" I can see in them is the marriage where they're basically trapped together like an arranged marriage.
Number 8) Sherry/Ai and Gin from Detective Conan
I'm sorry... I know Ai is a huge launcher of a 1000 ships but...with Gin. The same one she is afraid with? This couple is sort of scary even. Think about it. Gin is part of the Black Organization, he's ruthless, cruel, a complete jerk. Maybe some may find this as an adorable Bonnie-and-Clyde-esque couple but you know what I see in this couple...? Sherry/Ai as a battered wife and Gin as the cold dictator of a husband. I much prefer Ai/Sherry end up with Conan/Shinchi or Mitsuhiko or....anyone that isn't some cold bastard as Gin!
Number 7) The Twilight Couples
As if the franchise weren't horrid enough, all of the couples have no depth, no love, and Twilight is a love story? You want a love story? See Disney's Beauty and the Beast and/or Inuyasha and Kagome. They're a sweet couple with monsters! Twilight makes the three first couples mentioned look like Romeo and Juliet!
Number 6) Duncan and Courtney from Total Drama series.
Good lord, at first I actually loved this couple. But when the special Total Drama Drama Drama Drama Island came, I was: "Wait a minute....". Total Drama Action and especially Total Drama World Tour ruined everything-and I mean everything- to me for this couple. Their character derailment, the love triangle with Gwen.... OH MY GOSH! I don't see a sweet love-hate "Aww, they really love each other" couple in these two, I see an arguing, loveless relationship. Glad Duncan broke up with Courtney.
Number 5) Lila and Arnold from Hey Arnold
Now, don't get me wrong. I don't hate Lila at all but this couple is just so bland. With Arnold and Helga, there was Helga who was conflicted with her feelings with Arnold and Arnold had some trouble admitting his own crush to Helga. Arnold and Helga are more realistic and more sweeter. But as I mentioned, this couple is so bland.
Number 4) Jafar and Jasmine from Aladdin
Similar to Gin and Shiho/Ai. The only "love" in this couple is domestic violence. And also, villianxhero pairings can get pretty old sometimes.
Number 3) Archie and Veronica from The Archie Comics
Veronica is too materialistic and spoiled for Archie. Archie is too down-to-earth for Veronica. Betty, in my opinion, is a better choice as a girlfriend for Archie.
Number 2) Alvin and Brittany from AATC/BATC franchise
I hate this couple so much. I'm sorry, guys. I just don't like this. I usually love those love-hate couples (e.g.: Ash and Misty, Inuyasha and Kagome, Heiji and Kazuha) but when I saw this couple I just thought, "No. Just no." I mean, they are both at each others' throats, trying to beat up each other. At least with couples like AshxMisty, InuyashaxKagome, HeijixKazuha, either the relationship develops and becomes better, they show more "love" than "hate", or the "hate" is actually hidden because of hurt. Here, the relationship does not develop at all and in my opinion I see more hate than love, and that love is more of attracted to body than of personality. Alvin, you should be with a girl who will like you for the inside not the outside, like Eleanor, Jeanette, or Charlene.
and Number 1 is......
Any Self-Inserts/Original Characters x Canon Character Pairings
Oh my god! This IS WORSE THAN ALL THE OTHER COUPLES! I hate OCXCanon! I'd rather have some yuri or yaoi than have some perfect Mary-Sue be paired up with a canon character. It's even worse if that OC is a self-insert! To be honest, I used to do OCxCannon characters but I grew up and decided it's better if I pair the Canon with somebody who wasn't an OC.
I don't own the characters. The base for the girl hedgehog Mary-Sue belongs to Rannathehedgehog.
As I read the comments, I'm glad you respect opinions and don't come off as a keyboard-punk going "BAAAAWWWW U IZ BUTTHERT!!!!!" cause I think they're no better than the people they criticize for what they make that they don't like, so with that I respect your opinion to.
Eleanor and Jeanette would never date Alvin, ever.
Charlene was in one song, over twenty years ago, and she's not coming back. She was a trial version, and when they decided they liked the idea of female Chipmunks, they created Brittany and her sisters because Brittany was a better character.
There have been plenty of times where Alvin and Brittany have shown love for one another. There have been numerous dropped hints that they both canonically love each other. They both balance each other out perfectly and that's what makes them so great. So like I said, you can hate them if you'd like, but claiming they always show hate for each other instead of love is just not true so don't try to act like it is.
And the last thing you said about Alvin/Brittany really pisses me off because it's extremely inaccurate.
Eleanor herself has shown in Meet the Wolfman that she's disgusted with boys that have personalities like Alvin's. They would never work out and it's unfair to her character to try and act like she would want to be with a boy like him when she's already made it clear herself that she wouldn't want that. Jeanette would never fall for a boy like Alvin either and their relationship itself would just be very toxic because Alvin needs a girl that can keep up with him and Jeanette needs a boy that wouldn't make her feel like crap. And Charlene isn't even a real character! She's a PROTOTYPE. The Chipette in Crocodile Rock is Brittany.
And Charlene is a prototype for Brittany who appeared once in 1982 so saying she'd be better for Alvin is idiotic considering she was who Brittany was based on and never even had a personality of her own.
As for saying he'd be better with Eleanor or Jeanette because they'd 'love him for who he is inside', that's also idiotic. Alvin is a jerk. He's a lovable jerk, but he's still a jerk. Jeanette and Eleanor aren't into jerks.
"Oh, gag! Did you and Alvin switch bodies or something?!" ~Eleanor Miller, Alvin and The Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman
You spelled 'Eleanor' wrong.
I do agree with you on #4 and #1 though.
#8 That was a very creepy moment (and though) when I saw that for the first time in the manga. And he's far older than her (she's 17 damnit!)
#7 No comment
#4 Same comment, he's waaaaaaaay too old for Jasmine who too haven't celebrated her 18th birthday as the Sultan say. And it was a bit random, I mean, didn't he want to kill her after becoming sultan like Iago showed us?
And yeah, I hate those self-inserts/oc x canon characters. The only times I did do OCXCanon was in my first fanfic in fanfiction (which I deleted after I grew up) and my current one (but the OC was abusive and the canon character ended up with another canon character, the fanfic can be found here [link].
But what I especially hate about these self-inserts and/or mary sues is that they are rampant in fanfiction. Some of these usernames stick out in my mind: DisneyGal1234 *a self-insert*, Detective88 *another self-insert* (no deviant account) and especially Cupcakes11 (has a deviant account) who gets angry if you pair up a canon female that isn't her OC Sharlene with Jack Frost. The Fuck?
XD Cupcakes 11 actually posted a picture of her rage over not pairing her beloved Sharlene with Jack Frost (XD [link], to be honest I don't see what's wrong with Jack and Merida.)
But I think the worst of the Self-Inserts/OC x Canon characters are Kessie-Lou (Sony-Mae) and ILuvSonicShadow.
Oh wow, I don't even have a comment for that! It's one thing to say "I like this pairing..." but to say that those characters belong with each other? That's extreme. And I don't see anythign wrong with JackxMerida either. That'd actually be really cute.
The worst OCxCanon characters I've seen were those paired with Frollo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Now those were just awful, weird, and kinda creepy. Hmm actually, now that I think about it, the worst I've seen was Shinichi's daughter (an OC) x Shinichi (Detective Conan). o.o Now THAT was weird as heck.